I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sext me about skeletons
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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