just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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