In the future we'll all be gay
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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