S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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