party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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