areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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