We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
PANTIES FOUND
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