i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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