I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i just made my gag reflex go away.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
