i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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