Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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