i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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