I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I want a musical about memes.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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