it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in