As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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