need another drink. this is the easiest way
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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