Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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