i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no