this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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