The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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