you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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