i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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