Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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