Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want you more than these girls want KFC
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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