and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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