Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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