that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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