Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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