what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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