They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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