And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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