fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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