so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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