I need help removing her.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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