i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Green mimosas i think yes
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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