You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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