Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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