Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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