This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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