I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You were trust falling into bushes
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
