its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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