Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize