I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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