this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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