he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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