Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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