I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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