you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize