Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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