I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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