Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I need a beard to bite.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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