"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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