If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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