help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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