I swear she didn't look like that last week.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
areolas are like halos for boobs.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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